Grumpier than ever, Dan Milner heads off to North California to the mountain bike mecca Santa Cruz to see what this legendary bike riding destination has to offer us in his latest Trail Ninja ride-guide.
The result is a tale of surf, sweat, singletrack and beer-swigging.
So does Santa Cruz really have anything to offer a true mountain biking aficionado? Find out in this video.
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